Phew that was a close call. Craig Brothers can today reveal that thanks to our intervention Santa Claus will be available for normal duties this Christmas. Suspicions were raised about his mental health when he was reported to have told members of the public that Craig Brothers can produce quality websites for as little as £199! Obviously officials were embarrassed when it was proved to be the case and he was released immediately without charge. A spokes person said “There was snow way of knowing, it sounded like a load of trifle. It was lucky I had the presents of mind to check as we had no I deer he was telling the truth. Ho ho ho!